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what the hell

i was told i have to see this, it is like the most legendary flash ever, but it's just a B

funny

A masterwork

Too bad you weren't able to clean up the recordings (or maybe you did & just couldn't get them any clearer), but the visual aids helped and made it even funnier. Pat O'Brien's such a fucking douche, I love this fucking guy now.

Pube Muppet just can't lose

It's like giving a My Little Pony to some burn victim, they always smile but then the pony hair gets stuck in their pus-filled scab tissue but we all laugh anyway

I was sad

There was no Tricky penis. :( But it was okay, albeit a bit short & it didn't really do anything with the concept other than putting NG icons in place of actors.

Also, I liked Napoleon Dynamite before it was cool. I believe that earns me a free handjob from the mop guy at any participating McDonald's.

I went to the park in a clown wig with my dick flopping around, and this mom started crying & called the cops and they were all like "OMG TRICKY CLOWN LOL"

Best Madness yet

This one really, really excelled in style. The juxtaposition of colors was especially striking and the camera sweeps and other visual tricks were great.

Finally the Clown comes into his own as a villain. And for the first time I found the hero not only badass, but badass-looking. Superior sound & music, loved the expended shell casings flying about and there seemed to be more than the usual gun-kata influence. Very awesome.

Truly deserving of a 10

Very well done, a sequel that surpasses its predecessor. Will there be another follow-up? Only time (and inspiration, I imagine) will tell.

(And to my very special friend who's reading this: rofl)

Wonderfully dark

This doesn't smack of David Firth ripoff at all. Compared to Firth's work (which I enjoy), this is much darker and more malicious. Firth's Milkman is whimsical in his homicidal rampage; the coffee guy is unsettling and deadly serious. At the same time his story and the lesson learned has a great gallows humor to it. Well done.

This was swell

Can't go wrong with alien pee, loved the They Live bits but wish the big alley brawl was in there!!

Messiah is scary

I hope I don't get pwned on teh Interweb

This movie is amazing, EX indeed!

Absolute genius

This film made me randy.

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